Before you read this post, please make sure the children are away from the computer. Erase your internet history as soon as you log off. Swear that you never saw this. The Zing: Launch Your Lunch.

“Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey -
sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new
weapon in your homeland security arsenal – load up a particularly
mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle,
and watch your food take flight. ZING! It’s WAY more fun than a war
of words. Available in Red or Assorted (Red, Purple, Green),
packaged in clear, recyclable, peggable display boxes.”

via worldwidefred