Defendius Door Chain

Here is a pretty wierd device. Pointless, I think. It’s called the Defendius Door Chain. What the heck is it? Nope…it’s not a game. It’s actually a full functioning door chain that is suppose to increase your level of security. Yep, this is serious stuff, friends. Actually, I think this could be a pretty dangerous gadget, if you were trying to get out of a room in a hurry. Just think about it…FIRE FIRE…you are trying to get out of door that you have previously latched up tight with this thing…and you have to go through this long maze to do it. I mean…how many seconds could you loose? Besides, the maze is on the INSIDE of the door. How in the world does that increase security? Somebody help me with this, please.